tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-50185478816203299632024-03-21T22:48:58.438-05:00Nobody Reads This BlogA blog about poetry, teaching, crime fiction (maybe), a certain amount of politics, guitar gear and other stuff.Jon Loomishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01543395750851509611noreply@blogger.comBlogger186125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5018547881620329963.post-20732103263694136502017-09-01T16:36:00.002-05:002017-09-01T16:44:06.861-05:00<div style="font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.12px; margin-bottom: 6px;">
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<span style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: "helvetica"; font-size: 10.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.1pt;">Once in awhile one of my poems (literally
one--"Deer Hit," from my second book) gets taught in a high school
somewhere (I heard from a student in Australia this summer, even), and often
those students are asked to dig up some biographical details and maybe some
insight into the poem's creation, intended meaning, etc. So, to make their
lives easier, here goes:<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: "helvetica"; font-size: 10.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.1pt;">I grew up in Athens, Ohio, a college town in Appalachian
southeast Ohio, in the wild and woolly '60s and '70s (yes, I'm old). My father
was a Yale-trained artist who taught painting and drawing at Ohio University
for thirty years. I attended Athens High School, and completed my BA at Ohio
University, where I majored in drinking beer, playing in bar bands, and
creative writing.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: "helvetica"; font-size: 10.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.1pt;">After college I worked at a variety of shitty jobs, to
paraphrase Phil Levine: construction, landscaping, retail (including a brief stint
at a porn shop, from which I was fired), and so on. I started writing poems
with some seriousness during this time. Then in 1989 I won a grant from the
Ohio Arts Council, which changed everything.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: "helvetica"; font-size: 10.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.1pt;">In 1991 I was accepted, by luck, mostly, into the University
of Virginia's MFA creative writing program. Not long after graduation I won a
writing fellowship at the Fine Arts Work Center in Provincetown, MA, which was
followed by a year as the Halls Fellow in Poetry at the University of
Wisconsin-Madison. After that I moved around a lot: back to P'town, then to
Florida, then Atlanta, and back to P'town again. I published my first two books
of poems (Vanitas Motel and The Pleasure Principle) during this period, both
from Oberlin College Press.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: "helvetica"; font-size: 10.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.1pt;">In 2003 I moved to Eau Claire, Wisconsin, of all places,
where I still live with my wife, the fiction writer Allyson Goldin Loomis (also
a former UW-Madison writing fellow), and where we are both associate professors
of creative writing at the University of Wisconsin-Eau Claire. From 2003 to
2010 I wrote and published three detective novels set in Provincetown (High
Season, Mating Season and Fire Season), originally out from St.
Martin's/Minotaur but soon to be re-released on Kindle Direct. In 2016, I
published a third book of poems, also with Oberlin College press, called The
Mansion of Happiness.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: "helvetica"; font-size: 10.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.1pt;">So that's the detailed bio.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: "helvetica"; font-size: 10.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.1pt;">Regarding "Deer Hit," here are a few things you
might say to your teacher:<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: "helvetica"; font-size: 10.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.1pt;">1.It's written in second person, which is kind of weird.
Who is the you? Is it the reader? Is it some specific person the poet is
addressing? Is it a younger version of the poet himself?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: "helvetica"; font-size: 10.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.1pt;">2.It's a narrative poem, which is a fancy way of saying
that it tells a story. Not all poems do this.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: "helvetica"; font-size: 10.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.1pt;">3.It also has a lot of imagery (it mentions or describes
physical things one can see, touch, hear, smell or taste), and a couple of
pretty good metaphors/similes.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: "helvetica"; font-size: 10.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.1pt;">4.It's written in present tense, but it's set in the past
(a "Fairlane wagon" is a car from the 1960s). So it purports to be
written in/from memory.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: "helvetica"; font-size: 10.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.1pt;">5.The poem's action begins and ends in moments of
violence: first the son hits the deer with the car, then the father hits the
deer in the head with a cement block, presumably killing it (this happens
offstage, however). The final three lines are a bit of meditation--the poem's
speaker trying to sort out what it all means.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: "helvetica"; font-size: 10.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.1pt;">6.The poem isn't just about youthful mistakes, or the
evils of drunk driving (duh), or cruelty to animals, or a young person's
idealistic desire to fix things he's broken. The phrase "all your
life" in the last line is key. It may be possible to exist for a human
lifetime without hurting people and breaking stuff if you're a Buddhist monk or
in a coma, but most people don't, even if that's something they care about,
which for most people it isn't, at least not always.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: "helvetica"; font-size: 10.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.1pt;">7.A reminder: many poems that have the feel of confession
(relating a personal thing that happened to the poet) are, in fact, drawn from
personal things that happened to the poet. But not all of them are.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: "helvetica"; font-size: 10.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.1pt;">8.If something in "Deer Hit" struck you as
funny, that's on purpose and it's okay to say so.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: "helvetica"; font-size: 10.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.1pt;">I hope that's helpful. <a href="https://www.poets.org/poetsorg/poem/deer-hit" target="_blank">The poem can be found here</a>, if
you're interested:<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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Jon Loomishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01543395750851509611noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5018547881620329963.post-54322750448273078442012-07-15T12:42:00.001-05:002012-07-15T12:42:29.546-05:00Amazing review of FIRE SEASON popped up on Google alerts today (yes, I've Google alerted myself). It's by the extremely intelligent and articulate Doreen Sheridan at criminalelement.com, with whom I may be a little bit in love. I'll do a fair use quote of four paragraphs, but the <a href="http://www.criminalelement.com/blogs/2012/07/fresh-meat-fire-season-by-jon-loomis-doreen-sheridan-frank-coffin-arson" target="_blank">whole thing's</a> worth a read. If you're me, anyway. <br />
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<i>It’s not often that you find a solid police procedural couched in dialog that makes you laugh out loud every few pages, but <em>Fire Season</em> by <strong>Jon Loomis</strong>
is just that. Loomis leavens the criminal—and sometimes tragic—events
he writes of with snappy patter and the occasional dose of absurdity.</i><br />
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A less accomplished writer might be seeming to undermine the
seriousness of the subject at hand: rampant death and destruction are no
laughing matter, after all. Loomis, however, juxtaposes the dramatic
with the humorous in a way that serves to enhance each. His deliberate,
and masterful, use of this technique is a neat reminder that even in the
most dire of situations, a little humor can help anchor us in the long
view. When used in a crime novel, it’s a nice nod to the fact that this
technique is also a coping mechanism not unfamiliar to police officers
and others in similarly stressful occupations.</i><br />
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And while the crimes—beginning with the grisly slaughter of seals in
captivity, and escalating to multiple arsons, a murder, and
international drug trafficking—are depicted with the gravity each
deserves, the human relationships are usually laced with levity and
warmth, such as between the protagonist, Acting Police Chief Frank
Coffin, and his partner, Sergeant Lola Winters:</i><br />
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"Are you thinking what I’m thinking?” Lola said, after they’d found five hollow ducks.</i><br />
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“I’m thinking I wish we had a drug dog,” Coffin said.</i><br />
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“So, smuggling?”</i><br />
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Coffin nodded. “Not a lot of volume, so something pricey—high quality heroin or coke, maybe.”</i><br />
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“Could be some other smuggling thing,” Lola said. “Diamonds. Krugerrands.”</i><br />
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“And any minute now Cary Grant could jump in through the window,” Coffin said.</i><br />
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Lola punched him in the shoulder.</i></blockquote>
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There have been some other very nice pre-pub reviews, but it really doesn't get any better than this one. Thank you, Ms. Sheridan. Jon Loomishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01543395750851509611noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5018547881620329963.post-81619593280030201002012-06-04T11:35:00.002-05:002012-06-04T11:35:21.849-05:00Taking a class at GlobeSo, because I'm a bit of a loon, I thought it might be interesting/instructive to try to take an online creative writing class at Globe University--our for-profit "competitor" school here in Eau Claire. Who knows? Maybe I'd get an essay out of it, or a novel chapter. Turns out, a single, four-credit creative writing class costs $2000 (including about $160/worth of books, evidently). That's, like, a new Stratocaster! So, ain't gonna happen. It might be fun, though, to go in and take the test to see if I can skip the prerequisite (I wonder how many people pass the test). I asked if my prior professional writing experience counted, and they said no.<br />
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The funny part (okay, it's all funny) is that a 3-credit intro to creative writing course at UWEC would cost a little more than half that. Taught by me! Also, I looked up the guy that teaches their online CW classes. I'm sure he's a great guy. He's one of our alums! From 2003! He has a master's from UW-Madison in Linguistics, and hasn't actually published anything yet, as far as I can tell. But his class costs $1000 more than mine! And of course he gets paid a fraction of my salary, with no benefits. I don't know that for a fact, but I assume he makes roughly what our adjuncts make. And that, folks, is your for-profit higher education model at work.<br />
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Here's the dirty little secret about for-profit higher ed: without the federal student loan program, it wouldn't exist. There's no business model without taxpayers ultimately being on the hook. Can you say, "corporate welfare?" Sure you can. Jon Loomishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01543395750851509611noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5018547881620329963.post-13057639602896228872012-06-04T11:29:00.005-05:002012-06-04T11:29:47.096-05:00Starred review from Booklist (subscription only, so no link):<br />
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Advanced Review – Uncorrected Proof<br />Issue: June 1, 2012<br />Fire Season.<br />Loomis, Jon (Author)<br />
<br />Jul 2012. 304 p. Minotaur, hardcover, $24.99. (9780312668136).<br />A virtual crime wave in Provincetown, Massachusetts, starts with the slaughter of the seals kept at a<br />seaside restaurant. Then arson-induced fires escalate in size, and authorities don’t know whether to look<br />for thrill-seeking teens or a business owner after insurance. When the disembodied head of the local<br />nursing-home director—who just told acting police chief Frank Coffin he was kicking out his dementia afflicted, troublemaking mother—is found in the lobster tank of another restaurant, it’s almost enough to<br />make Coffin start smoking again, except that he’s trying to get more healthy for the sake of his pregnant<br />girlfriend, Jamie, and their unborn daughter. Through sleep deprivation and stress, the intuitive Coffin and his sidekick, Sergeant Lola Winters, persevere, continuing their lighthearted yet caring bantering. In<br />Loomis’ P-town, cross-dressing male tourists are called Tall Ships (after the annual festival), and the noise of reconstruction of the aging town hall causes the female town manager to move a high-powered meeting to the ladies’ room. The third in this series is fulfilling the promise of the earlier books (High Season, 2007, and Mating Season, 2009), with its sharp dialogue, keen sense of place, and a protagonist who’s reminiscent of Robert B. Parker’s Spenser but more of an everyman. Great entertainment.<br />— Michele Leber<br />
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It's always nice when they compare you to somebody really famous.Jon Loomishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01543395750851509611noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5018547881620329963.post-85329927091093427562012-05-16T11:01:00.002-05:002012-05-16T11:01:35.401-05:00Nice review of FIRE SEASON from <a href="http://www.publishersweekly.com/978-0-312-66813-6">Publisher's Weekly</a>:<br />
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Jon Loomis. Minotaur, $24.99 (304p) ISBN 978-0-312-66813-6</div>
<img align="left" src="http://www.publishersweekly.com/images/cached/INGRAM/978/031/266/9780312668136.jpg" style="padding-bottom: 3px; padding-right: 6px;" /> An arsonist, a pregnant girlfriend, a troublesome mother with
Alzheimer’s, and a cousin afraid of UFO aliens all plague acting police
chief Frank Coffin in Loomis’s enjoyable third mystery featuring the
Provincetown, Mass., cop (after 2009’s Mating Season). When a human head
turns up in the lobster tank at the Fish Palace, and the arsonist
graduates from dumpsters to larger targets, Frank’s problems really get
serious. Goofy supporting characters and situations involve some of
Provincetown’s many LBGT visitors, a parrot whose salty words cause a
commotion at Billy’s bar, the new but balky equipment of the volunteer
fire department, and Episcopal priest Father Brian’s personal struggles
with God. Coffin handles everything with a weary patience and much
ingenuity, assisted by Sgt. Lola Winters—and hindered by irrepressible
Rodolfo Santos (aka Uncle Rudy). Those who like their murders served
with a hearty helping of whimsy and humor will be rewarded. </div>
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<strong>Other Formats</strong><br />Open Ebook - 978-1-250-01486-3Jon Loomishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01543395750851509611noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5018547881620329963.post-51338272065247474782012-02-28T15:05:00.001-06:002012-02-28T15:05:42.206-06:00<a href="http://www.amazon.com/Season-Frank-Coffin-Mysteries-ebook/dp/B007CLBIX8/ref=tmm_kin_title_0?ie=UTF8&m=AG56TWVU5XWC2&qid=1330462965&sr=1-1">FIRE SEASON available for pre-order on Kindle.</a><br />
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Not sure where these come from or why they were done, but for whatever reason "Deer Hit" has become a poem that a lot of high school teachers find "teachable" and "relevant." I thought both of these videos were pretty great/funny/inventive.Jon Loomishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01543395750851509611noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5018547881620329963.post-62564603637597059512012-02-25T12:15:00.000-06:002012-02-25T13:10:59.358-06:00Eleven Things I Know About Fiction Writing<div style="font-family: inherit;">
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1.Just show up.
At least half the battle is getting your ass in the chair when you’d
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tomorrow. If you beat yourself up
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3.Forget writing what you know. Most of us don’t know much of anything first-hand that isn’t
boring. We know working in a
cubicle, we know walking the dog, we know going to the supermarket, we know
sleeping and watching TV. Instead,
write what interests and entertains you.
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4.Do a little research when you have to. Google makes it incredibly easy to find
out practically anything. Also,
travel! Talk to people! I’m lucky because I can get student
researchers to work for me for free, but it’s really not that hard to do it on
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5.Don’t get too hung up on research. You can always tell when a writer’s
fallen in love with a piece of information they’ve discovered—they’ll describe
how a gun works in minute and boring detail, or walk you through a complex
legal or technical process they obviously find fascinating, but which
interrupts the story and leaves the reader flipping pages, looking for the next
bit of action or dialogue. Use
only those morsels of factual information that can make the story funnier or
more interesting or more real, and that keep it moving forward. Never stop the action to tell the
reader an important fact. Don’t
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6. If the weather plays a part in the story, or if your
story’s set in a place that has interesting or atmospheric weather, go ahead
and write about the weather.
If the story’s set in southern California where it’s always sunny and
seventy-five degrees, only write about the weather if your main character
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7.If you’re good at description it’s fine to spend a bit of
time on it. Tuck it in where there
are pauses in the dialogue. Think
cinematically—the long shot, the close-up, the panoramic view. Keep it short, though—the reader’s
waiting for the characters to say and do something interesting.</div>
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8.Don’t confuse plot with story. Even though I write crime fiction, I don’t really care about
plot: plot is just the calendar of events—what happens in what order. Story is <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">what the characters do</i>—what they think about, what they say, what
they eat, who they have sex with, who they fight with, whether they get what
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9.Story is born from character and conflict. Get the characters right, give them an
interesting conflict, and story takes care of itself. Sometimes you won’t really know who your
characters are until you’re a hundred pages in—that’s fine. That’s what first drafts are for.</div>
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10.Stories are made of scenes. A good scene needs a monkey. Which is to say, two characters talking while standing (or
sitting) in a room, or walking down the beach, or riding in a car, aren’t usually
enough to make an interesting scene.
No matter how funny or interesting or important the dialogue is, the
scene will still be boring if that’s all that’s going on. But if your characters are driving down
the freeway and trying to talk about something important <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">and</i> there’s a monkey leaping around the car’s interior, flipping
the headlights on and off, honking the horn and pooping in the ash-tray—<i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">then</i> you’ve got a scene. Of course, not every scene can have a literal
monkey in it, so you have to find the particular “monkey” that’s right for your
particular scene—something for your readers to look at while the characters
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11. Great writers write great sentences. If you can write a good sentence, you
can write anything. If you can’t
write a good sentence, everything you write is going to suck on the most
fundamental level, no matter how great your ideas are. You can write bad sentences—and
horrible, stilted dialogue—and still get rich as a writer (I won’t name names
here, but you know who I’m talking about), but that will be your legacy. You’ll be that guy who was essentially
a hack but lucked into a formula that happened to sell at a given point in
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Draft cover for the new novel. The best one so far, I think. Glad they got the Pilgrim Monument in there, finally.Jon Loomishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01543395750851509611noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5018547881620329963.post-77396630496631238362011-11-27T09:06:00.001-06:002011-11-27T11:24:09.963-06:00Loomis speaks.Nice <a href="http://noirtaketurner-frank.blogspot.com/2011/11/one-of-best-out-there.html#comment-form">interview</a> with my crimespace/facebook buddy B.R. Stateham. For some reason Blogger won't let me post a reply, but my response to Austin's comment is that I have a great editor at SM/M who understands that I have a demanding, full-time teaching job and a young family, so a book every two or three years is about as fast as I can write them. As long as they keep earning out, everybody's happy. Ish.Jon Loomishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01543395750851509611noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5018547881620329963.post-29140514577346273622011-08-29T10:39:00.000-05:002011-08-29T10:39:23.968-05:00More actual reader comments<i>Mr. Loomis,<br />
I just gobbled up a dish of pastische you call Mating Season. Tasted a bit like Hiaasen--yum.</i><br />
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I've been ripping Hiaasen off for almost ten years now. It's about time someone noticed.Jon Loomishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01543395750851509611noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5018547881620329963.post-12181368056771802962011-08-05T11:15:00.001-05:002011-08-05T11:17:10.862-05:00Note to potential readersI'm having way too much fun to ever write a conventional mystery/thriller/whatever--one that doesn't depart an inch from the predictable expectations of the genre. Maybe I'd make some money if I played it straight (or kept a straight face), but I'd be bored out of my mind by the time I got thirty pages in. Really, as I've said, I'm writing dark comedies that loosely fit within the mystery frame—and the more I can subvert the conventional tropes and structures the happier I am. Most readers get the joke, but folks who insist on straight-up hard-boiled, or detailed procedurals, or sex/violence/profanity-free cozies probably won't like these novels. Fine with me—the (remaining) bookstores are full of perfectly satisfying comfort food for those readers.<br />
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Not that the Coffin mysteries don't contain elements of all of those things—they do, but I've never been interested in staying true to the demands of any particular sub-genre; much too limiting. If you wanted to get literary about it, what we're talking about is a kind of post-modern, post-genre pastiche—character-driven mysteries with whole scenes devoted to comedy, lots of sex, too many jokes, the occasional nail-gun crucifixion or human head in a lobster tank. Ultimately, as the man said, we write the books we want to read. Anything else seems like a waste of time. Jon Loomishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01543395750851509611noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5018547881620329963.post-13946924800828714882011-08-02T14:56:00.000-05:002011-08-02T14:56:26.044-05:00Closing inGetting close-ish to the end of the first draft of FIRE SEASON. It's a fun book--lots of jokes, a certain amount of sex, a UFO sub-plot, a human head in a tank full of lobsters. And fire. Lots of fire. What's not to like?Jon Loomishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01543395750851509611noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5018547881620329963.post-79786456365252751452011-07-14T12:06:00.000-05:002011-07-14T12:06:45.922-05:00The Dr Z ForumA big howdy to any pals from Z-Talk who might happen by. Lots of great guys there--and I learned a lot about amps/gear/etc.Jon Loomishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01543395750851509611noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5018547881620329963.post-26563747568149788692011-07-13T00:36:00.002-05:002011-07-13T00:36:23.482-05:00Bloggered.Blogger's acting very weird--not sure what's up wit dat.Jon Loomishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01543395750851509611noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5018547881620329963.post-30750803161638179832011-07-12T16:05:00.007-05:002011-08-02T14:57:17.850-05:00More actual reader comments:<dl class="avatar-comment-indent" id="comments-block"><dt class="comment-author " id="c30713274249127176" style="text-align: left;">One from Blondie in Texas:</dt>
</dl><dl class="avatar-comment-indent" id="comments-block"><dt class="comment-author " id="c30713274249127176" style="text-align: left;"><i>I loved High Season and Mating Season and look forward to Fire Season. I enjoy reading books set in the "real world". I'll admit the sex scenes get me a little worked up but that's actually a bonus. I know my husband appreciates it. Keep up the great work !!!</i></dt>
<dt class="comment-author " id="c30713274249127176" style="text-align: left;"><i> </i></dt>
<dt class="comment-author " id="c30713274249127176" style="text-align: left;">Happy to oblige, ma'am. </dt>
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<dt class="comment-author " id="c30713274249127176" style="text-align: left;">And there's this very kind note from Bob Voges:</dt>
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<dt class="comment-author " id="c30713274249127176" style="text-align: left;"><i>Picked up "High Season" last week in the Now Voyager bookstore in P-Town and just loved it. I especially loved the reference to seeing John Waters at the A&P, since I had seen him bicycling down Commercial St just a few minutes before I bought the book. You get P-Town exactly right, I think, and do for P-Town what Lawrence Shames has done for Key West. Looking forward to enjoying "Mating Season" and "Fire Season" and, I hope, many more. Thanks so much. </i></dt>
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<dt class="comment-author " id="c30713274249127176" style="text-align: left;">No, thank YOU, Bob. Always happy to get feedback from readers (especially when I get stuff right). Happy, too, that Now Voyager's still stocking HS. Will miss visiting P'town this year, but things being what they are it's just not possible. Sigh. </dt>
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</dd></dl>Jon Loomishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01543395750851509611noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5018547881620329963.post-88058926099012042962011-02-12T10:41:00.002-06:002011-02-12T10:43:12.296-06:00Scott Walker: "Give up 12% of your salary or I'll be forced to boil this kitten!"From yesterday's NYT <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2011/02/12/us/12unions.html?_r=1&hp">piece</a>, it's worth noting that Walker offers a false choice:<br />
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"But Mr. Walker and Republican leaders said disassembling unions was not the point at all. The intent, Mr. Walker said, was to avoid balancing the budget some other way: by laying off some 6,000 state workers, and taking away Medicaid coverage for hundreds of thousands of children."<br />
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It's only a choice between 12% cuts in compensation for public employees and layoffs and/or Medicaid cuts if tax increases for the wealthiest 1 or 2% of Wisconsin residents are off the table. In fact, Walker lies when he says that this is anything less than a full frontal assault on public employees and public employee unions in Wisconsin. Stripping UW faculty/staff of their right to collective bargaining is a purely political act. It has nothing to do with balancing the budget; it's a naked and cynical attempt to kneecap unions that Walker perceives as political enemies. <br />
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Also from the NYT: "'In these tough times, I think people are going to feel that this is not that much to ask,' said Jeff Fitzgerald, the Republican speaker of the State Assembly. 'Everyone is going to have to pitch in.'"<br />
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Everyone, Mr. Fitzgerald? Really? Because if John Menard was also getting a 12% tax increase, I'd feel a little bit better about this. A little.Jon Loomishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01543395750851509611noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5018547881620329963.post-11276223306758987202010-07-23T11:10:00.002-05:002010-07-23T15:31:46.124-05:00Actual Reader Comment!From reader "Ann." This one was so awesome I thought it deserved a post of its own:<br />
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"I am half way this this [sic] book and I have never read such trash language in my life in a mystery book. I can read 3 to 4 books a week just reading at night and I was totally disgusted with this one. I chose it because of the setting...Cape Cod..which I love and I am enjoying the mystery part of it but I feel all the foul mouthing [sic] crap in it is uncalled for. I cannot believe you come from a place like Wisconsin and write such trash but of course you are far left (from some of your writing in the book) so that figures...anything goes. I wish you well but if this is an example of your type of writing I will not buy your books again. Yes I am a female. " <br />
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She seems to have mistaken me for the author(s) of the Nancy Drew series.Jon Loomishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01543395750851509611noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5018547881620329963.post-13539081604081218072010-07-20T15:33:00.000-05:002010-07-20T15:33:04.882-05:00Government Doesn't Create JobsSo, what--I don't have job? The other thousand-odd people employed by UWEC don't have jobs? This is one of the Republican talking points that's always mystified me, and both of the Republican front-runners for governor here have adopted it, big time. <br />
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The idea is so pervasive in our culture that it was even parroted recently by Obama: never mind that it's obviously, patently untrue. Government creates millions of jobs, many of which even pay reasonably well and offer decent benefits. Government workers in turn create other jobs: we hire plumbers, babysitters, a kid who mows the lawn; we spend our money on the same stuff private-sector workers spend theirs on--maintaining our house, car payments, dry-cleaning, food; most of what we make goes right back into the local economy. Universities, in particular, have a known multiplying effect: for every dollar the state of Wisconsin puts into the UW system, it gets back something like $1.60 in economic activity--and, of course, it gets a more educated populace. <br />
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The other hot Republican idea right now is eliminating pensions for public-sector workers (and then, no doubt, they'll go after our healthcare, and then and then and then). Here's the rationale, as I understand it: most private-sector workers no longer receive pensions—they were swindled out of them a generation ago, and told to go gamble their savings at the Wall Street dog track by putting them in 401Ks. So why should-public sector workers be any less fucked over? People should not have to pay taxes to create jobs that don't suck as bad as theirs! Basically, the fact that some government jobs don't completely suck flies in the face of Republican ideology, so the obvious thing a Republican governor would want to do is insure the total sucky-ness of all those government jobs the government doesn't create. Or something.Jon Loomishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01543395750851509611noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5018547881620329963.post-32520835699273387732010-07-14T12:27:00.002-05:002010-07-14T13:08:53.613-05:00UWEC installs new sculpture!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiUtCB-o8u8E9es419EaIObNJ4MHzwPKWfeHJcpEE0gqnFb82-F80gdE-_WKjcPx9JPK2DJCRITlw9WBwoi847ORJIFw_29LOqS-fUfceToUMqwWQwqywas6jyJFiSMYyUS6422GRb1VcvC/s1600/Phillips-Sculpture.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiUtCB-o8u8E9es419EaIObNJ4MHzwPKWfeHJcpEE0gqnFb82-F80gdE-_WKjcPx9JPK2DJCRITlw9WBwoi847ORJIFw_29LOqS-fUfceToUMqwWQwqywas6jyJFiSMYyUS6422GRb1VcvC/s320/Phillips-Sculpture.gif" /></a></div><br />
It's entitled: "The Study of Structure, Blood Cells and Magnetism," and according to UWEC's <a href="http://www.uwec.edu/newsreleases/10/july/0712PhillipsArtInstallation.htm">press release</a>, it was "designed by artist Susan Walsh to represent the values and activities within the science facilities at Phillips Hall." I get the magnet and the comparatively huge strand of (grey) blood cells, but what's with the tomato cage?Jon Loomishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01543395750851509611noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5018547881620329963.post-43723028457360579442010-07-13T10:29:00.000-05:002010-07-13T10:29:27.511-05:00Little-known perks of being a published author: true story.So we spent a week at the in-laws out in L.A., fine time had by all. Saturday, the day before we're scheduled to fly back, I discover that my wallet's missing--flat gone. We turn the house upside down, search the cars, retrace our steps back to the noodle joint where we'd had lunch (last time I'd taken my wallet out to get at my Visa card), no freaking wallet, nada, zilch, vanished, gonezo, n'existe pas. It's really just a card case--Visa, debit card, faculty ID, insurance cards, driver's license. No driver's license! I'm screwed! How am I going to board a plane at LAX, which has the meanest, most pissed-off TSA crew in the country (outside of Philadelphia, maybe) without a government issued photo ID, which, we're told, we MUST have?<br />
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I call Delta--they tell me that yes, I am in fact royally and completely screwed. Good luck getting home, buddy. I try to call TSA: turns out you can't actually call TSA to ask a question—they have a phone number, but you can only use it to apply for a job or report suspicious persons. So my wife and I drive out to LAX a day early to see if we can talk to a TSA supervisor. We actually get to do this--very nice guy named Supervisor Serrano, of the baggage screening department. He says, "They'll take you aside, put you in a booth, ask you some questions to try to prove who you are. They got you in the data base--don't worry about that. It may take a few minutes, but probably they'll let you on the plane. Big brother is watching, right?" This is both reassuring and disturbing, but we go home feeling a bit less stressed about things.<br />
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Still, when we get to the airport the next morning, I'm a little apprehensive. What will they ask me? How long will it take? Will the TSA agent be reasonable, or in the more common body-cavity search mode? We check my bag with my wife and kids' stuff, then head upstairs to security. When I get to the podium, we explain what happened--wallet lost, no government-issued ID.<br />
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"But," my dazzlingly intelligent wife says, "he does have an unconventional photo ID."<br />
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"Okay," the TSA guy at the podium says--he's young, friendly. "Let's see the unconventional photo ID."<br />
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I pull a copy of HIGH SEASON out of my briefcase, show him my name and author photo. "That's me," I say.<br />
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The TSA guy laughs. "That's a first," he says, initialing my boarding pass. "Have a good flight." <br />
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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg8uOfBljtNWLFIje7z8_hoxIpCoE6udFcsEaqAWXZmCitJq8W0fchmcFFNsKD8D8SG5ZKn2FmjdWiUlOTP7EdKuro0thLIyq78KpOLRX4Y3Gwv00aEtPi2fj-kNBAFqfMgkltiZP9cfDBp/s1600/0312367694.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg8uOfBljtNWLFIje7z8_hoxIpCoE6udFcsEaqAWXZmCitJq8W0fchmcFFNsKD8D8SG5ZKn2FmjdWiUlOTP7EdKuro0thLIyq78KpOLRX4Y3Gwv00aEtPi2fj-kNBAFqfMgkltiZP9cfDBp/s320/0312367694.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg" /></a></div>Jon Loomishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01543395750851509611noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5018547881620329963.post-43965950040038652312010-06-17T09:38:00.000-05:002010-06-17T09:38:03.497-05:00Ch-ch-ch-changes...Trying to make the blog a bit more apropos. In keeping with the new theme, about three chapters into FIRE SEASON; I'm working at a library carrel this summer as the office in Hibbard is too noisy and home is too busy/distracting (kids! Guitars!). Hoping to get to 200 pages by summer's end. I know, I know...Jon Loomishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01543395750851509611noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5018547881620329963.post-61916405974817697912010-04-26T10:03:00.003-05:002010-04-26T10:33:06.299-05:00iPad: Best Gadget EvahI'm not much of an early adopter but my lovely spouse surprised me with an iPad for my birthday last week (the $500 mini, as opposed to the $800 maxi). Like all Apple products nowadays it's a little marvel of design--extremely tactilely rewarding--and none of the early criticism holds much water, IMO. I should do the full disclaimer thing here and admit that I'm a total Apple fanboy--just about the only Apple product we don't have in our house is an iPhone, and that's mostly because I hate AT&T with a white-hot, burning hatred. Back to the iPad: first, the screen is bigger than you expect it to be, and very high res. It's a superb device for intertube surfing and email. In landscape mode the pop-up keyboard is very usable: fine for email and note-taking, posting to web forums, etc. I paid $10 for the Pages app and it works beautifully--took a bit of getting used to not having to save things, and there's a bit of awkwardness with having to shift to the .?123 keyboard for exotic punctuation like hyphens and quotation marks. I wouldn't want to try to write a whole novel on it, but very workable for roughing in scenes, say, or early drafts of poems, or letters, etc. Exports by email seamlessly, in either.doc, Pages or PDF format. The calendar and address-book apps are first-rate. iBooks is incredible--in portrait mode the pages are big and very book-like. The backlit screen is gorgeous and doesn't cause any more eyestrain than reading a printed book, as far as I can tell (all the "butbutbut it doesn't use e-ink" panic is goofy. Who cares?)--plus you can read without an external light-source, which will make spouses of nocturnal readers very happy. The Marvel Comics app has to be seen to be believed: if you like comics, it will rock your world. Great device for sharing photos, watching video, listening to music, etc. Excellent little gamer--I'm old, so I've only tried Scrabble, but it's superb. Yes you can read an ebook or do whatever while listening to iTunes. Free apps for Weather Channel, NPR and BBC, Epicurious, Netflix, eBay, etc. The lack of a USB port seems awkward at first, until you realize you can easily export photos or Pages files through email. There's also an inexpensive app that allows you to export files through your docking port, if you really, really want to. The lack of a camera and a phone seems like an issue until you hold the iPad in your hands, and then you think "this thing's way too big to be a phone--I'd feel like a complete dork trying to talk into it." There's no obvious place to mount a camera because the entire back surface is curved--plus if you use any kind of case to protect it the camera lens would be covered up. A pinhole webcam in the bezel would be nice for Skypers; look for it in the iPad.02, I'm guessing. In short, mega thumbs-up: if you're a gadget-lover like I am, you'd probably really like this critter.Jon Loomishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01543395750851509611noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5018547881620329963.post-42424479185389476482010-03-20T16:55:00.002-05:002010-03-20T16:58:50.766-05:00Many thanks to Michael Feldmanproducer Todd Witter, Mike Perry and the band, all the staff and crew of Whad'Ya Know, and the great crowd at Eau claire's State Theater. Tons of fun. Should've brought some books to sell in the lobby.Jon Loomishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01543395750851509611noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5018547881620329963.post-23769095447423741082010-03-13T13:28:00.000-06:002010-03-13T13:29:10.218-06:00Is it meor is everybody losing their freaking minds?Jon Loomishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01543395750851509611noreply@blogger.com4